Dec 15, 2017
Brian is joined by stand up comic Nora Gnabasik and comedy writer Nicholas Szabo to give our collective commentary of the BEST WORST Star Wars movie, The Phantom Menace! Full disclosure, this movie is long AF...
Show Notes:
00:00:30:00- Intro
00:07:10:00- Racists In Space
00:09:20:00- “Is that… reeeegal?”
00:10:40:00- The raptors of the droid world
00:12:40:00- Kiera Knightly is Natalie Portman
00:17:00:00- Nora wants to jump McGregor’s bones
00:19:45:00- George Lucas’ writing method
00:21:30:00- How Nick gets out of a conversation
00:23:30:00- Nora psychoanalyzes everyone.
00:25:30:00- Star Jar Binks
00:29:30:00- You can’t rent Star Wars
00:30:30:00- Jar Jar stole his lines from the Olson Twins
00:32:00:00- Star Wars is for little boys in the future.
00:35:00:00- Rey’s character is just pandering to women
00:37:15:00- Padme may be a pedophile.
00:39:00:00- A New Hope’s deleted scenes
00:40:20:00- Was Luke Han Solo’s son?
00:46:45:00- They’re all slaves
00:48:00:00- Anakin’s mother has zero emotion
00:49:00:00- Qui Got Jinn is a hippie jedi
00:49:45:00- George cast Jake Lloyd after he watched Jingle All the Way
00:52:00:00- What was happening with Anakin’s mom?
00:57:00:00- Watto is the Fiddler on the junk yard
00:59:00:00- All these kids are lubing up
01:00:00:00- The Topher Grace cut
01:02:00:00- Qui Gon left for a pack of cigarettes and never came back
01:05:30:00- The basset hound infiltrates
01:09:00:00- The Force is a magnet
01:11:00:00- Rey is Darth Millennial’s sister
01:14:00:00- Rey is an Obi Wan
01:17:30:00- Ani is free but screw you mom
01:19:00:00- Kenobi was placing bets on the Skywalkers
01:20:00:00- John Williams is composing his ass off
01:21:00:00- Nora attempts to save the movie
01:22:30:00- The Star Wars universe never invented wheels
01:26:00:00- Nora plugs herself! Then has to go…
01:29:00:00- Brian realizes that Lucas screwed with the movie AGAIN
01:32:00:00- Floating senators are the future
01:33:30:00- E.T. is outraged on the senate floor
01:35:30:00- Yoda/ Dookoo fight vs. Kenobi/ Vader old people fight
01:38:00:00- Yoda’s voice explained
01:39:00:00- Mace Windu shows his true Samuel L. Jackson
01:40:30:00- Well done steak and ketchup
01:43:00:00- The rent is too damn high on Naboo
01:44:00:00- The theory of Sith Jar Jar Binks
01:50:30:00- Wait… why are they fighting?
01:53:00:00- Lucas was surrounded by yes men
01:53:30:00- Droids were more cost effective than slaves
01:55:00:00- A double sided lightsaber???
01:55:30:00- George Lucas impressions are just Kermit the Frog impressions of Jimmy Stewart
01:57:30:00- When the producers watched it for the first time
01:59:00:00- Everyone was rotoscoped
02:01:00:00- What’s the function of the laser grid?
02:01:30:00- The worst VFX shot ever
02:02:30:00- Lucas didn’t read any of his dialog out loud
02:04:30:00- How did Qui Gon die from that?
02:06:30:00- Ima poof you
02:07:00:00- The callback to Return of the Jedi
02:07:30:00- The Death Star donut
02:08:00:00- The droids literally just fell apart
02:09:00:00- By Episode 3, George said “f**k it”.
02:10:30:00- None of these actors were in the same room
02:12:00:00- The medical tech in this universe sucked
02:12:30:00- They changed it???!!!
02:13:30:00- To train with me, we’re gonna have to cut your hair
02:14:00:00- We survived!
02:14:30:00- Links, thanks, and plugs for
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